Children's Property Laws:

1. If I like it, it's mine
2. If It's in my hand, it's mine
3. If I can take it from you, it's mine.
4. If I had it a little while ago, it's mine.
5. If It's mine, it must never appear to be yours in any way.
6. If I'm doing or building something, all the pieces are mine.
7. If It looks just like mine, it's mine.
8. If I'm not sure whether it's mine or not, it's mine.
9. If It's yours and I steal it, it's mine.
10. If I ... Wait a sec .. This isn't the Children's Property Laws, it's Microsoft's Business Plan.